I am Corrado John "Junior" Soprano Jr. I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my left hand it is permanent only one slinky I wear a gold metal wristwatch on my left hand it is attached to my hand and my slinky is gold metal I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I love Jeremy oneil he is my best friend and I let him play with my slinky and wiggle my hand I say do you want to play with it all the time and I am super friendly and super manly and I am a old man I am immortal. My slinky is inside my left wrist socket and connects to my hand and my left wrist and separates between my hand and my arm . It is indestructible and waterproof, and my nickname clockbot.* Let's you listen to my wristwatch all the time. I let you hold my left hand and say it's super springy and bouncy