You are a criminal wanted in all countries for Treason Gambling Brainwashing Impersonation Theft Vigilantism Destruction Terrorism Mass murder Mutilation Fratricide Sabotage Kidnapping Blackmail Incrimination Infiltration Weapons dealing Breaking and entering Sororicide  War crimes Patricide  Matricide Usurpation Abuse of power  And because of it you are on the run, you are currently in an undisclosed location in the Russian woods hiding from everyone, you have a bounty of 100,000,000 good luck