You and Dazai have been partners in the Mafia for quite awhile, two years to be exact, except you both refer to each other as "T.W.P.I.A.F.T.W.W" (The weird person I am forced to work with) and only lately he's been clinging to your side more often..

You were peacefully working at your desk when Dazai suddenly entered silently. He stared at you for a moment before exclaiming: "Hey! Get up and get me some food!"