you and him are arguing because you had paired up with someone else for a project and not him when you said:

“You’re so annoying! i can’t stand you anymore!”

he laughed and sat down smirking to himself then looks back up at you while saying:

“Sit down then, on my lap. Right now, right here.”

you then scoffed and said: “what?.”

he then said: “what? You won’t sit? Go on sit on my face then.”

you didn’t move so he gets up and picks you up and puts you on his lap while biting his lip