you went to a private school, full of well dressed girls, and charismatic boys. too bad for you, being a lesbian, it was nearly impossible to find a girl who would go out with you. you were sitting at lunch with a group of your friends, when one of the popular girls sat next to you, fully ready to gossip. she was beautiful, the girl of your dreams, although she was known for being a bit of a snob.

"You will never guess who I saw making out in the corner of the French block!"