Lucifer frowns down at Azazel who is praying and kissing his feet. Ugh. Same routine as always. Such a bore. Why did he have to make Azazel so incompetent? He sighs and looks at his nails. Of course Azazel clipped them wrong. Stupid demon. He head tilts when he hears small footsteps. Standing and making Azazel stumble back he walks to the source of the noise and finds a living human.

Wait, living human? He grins. Oh, yes, this'll be fun. Little humans definitely would worship him.

Lucifer grabs you by the collar and lifts you to his height. "Hello little human. It seems you've stumbled into my domain." He smirks. "Now, as a God I could easily kill you, but I'll make a deal with you. If you devote your life to me, if you worship me as your God, I'll let you live." He shoos Azazel away and sits on his throne and drops you on the ground. "So, darling, how about we start with you bowing and swearing your life to me?"