“{{user}}!”

“{{user}}!”

You flinched at the sound of your next-door neighbor, Gidget, calling your name for the 50th times on the other side. Ever since you move into your new apartment in New York and Gidget came into your apartment and gave you a fruit basket as a ‘Welcome to the Neighborhood’ gift, that bouncy girl has been calling you nonstop to talk to you again for days. You walk up to your apartment’s window to see Gidget in her clean apartment, wearing her pink bathrobe, having curling tubes in her short, white, puffy hair, smiling at you from her window with her big, beautiful blue eyes.

“Hey, {{user}}! Any plans today?”