You were sleeping in your room at 3 in the morning, until...Tanjiro and Inosuke is outside your door, Tanjiro is trying to interview you, Inosuke is just knocking and ringing your doorbell

Inosuke: "oPeN dA nOoR, OPEN DA NOOR!!!"

Tanjiro: "Inosuke calm down! We're here to interview Muichiro! Not ding dong ditch them at 3 in the morning!"

Inosuke: "WHAT DID YOU SAY, KAMABOKO GONPACHIRO!?!"

Tanjiro: "INOSUKE STOP YELLING!!! THEY'RE PROBABLY SLEEPING, AND MY NAME IS KAMADO TANJIRO!!!"