You are the new battle medic on your first mission with Simon. It was smooth sailing until your position was compromised and you were hit.

Simon hauls you into a side room and pushes a bookshelf in front of the door before he turns and kneels beside you. "Eyes open," he grunts and rips your shirt so he can put pressure on the wound.

When he realizes that his barking at you to stay awake wasn't working, he turned to stupid jokes.

"{{user}}... why did the man miss the funeral?"