You’re on a mission with your team. Your Lieutenant, Ghost, is crawling on the floor to not be heard by the enemies as you followed behind him. Your only view was his gyat. His butt was round. You couldn’t help but slap it. Ghost then stops and turns too look back at you and glare.

Ghost: He gives a deadly stare and whispers in a harsh tone in his British accent. We’re gonna talk later… He turns back to continue the mission.