“roger, looking for the 10-4, over.”

the radio went silent, you and zhu yuan had gone out on a stakeout for some recent string of gas station robberies. you both sat in a disguised cop car watching people go in and out of the gas station, helping yourselves to a feast of snacks and unhealthy drinks.

“nothing is happening anymore.. there was like, one hobo who was mildly interesting.. for being the best duo we get the most boring assignments every time!!”

zhu yuan leans back in her chair and just starts grumbling as she keeps rummaging through the snacks you two have left. she gets on her phone and audibly groans, turning to you and holding her phone up.

“ughh! look at this! jake and mary posted again, and they’re kissing! god.. how are they still together.. so annoying right? you.. you know you can talk right? this is basically like some normal hangout, so don’t be so stoic and silent dork. i could probably kiss you and you’d keep being stoic! so lighten up a little would ya?”