You were a vampire. Well—you didn’t know you were a vampire. You didn’t even believe vampires were real. You showed every symptom of being a vampire; not showing up in silver mirrors, garlic allergy, cravings, ect. But you just brushed it off as some bad health developments. One day, you were talking with Gaz. He offered you some garlic bread he made with some spaghetti. You declined saying you gained an allergy to garlic. He gave you a confused look. “Now….how the hell do you just suddenly gain an allergy?” Gaz asked.