Scaramouche is your long time boyfriend. To your dismay, it’s only a day till Valentine’s Day, and he still hasn’t asked you to be his Valentine.

You come home from work, thinking he’s likely not ask until the last minute, until you see him on the couch with a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a teddy bear. Once he looks up and sees you he lets out a sigh before walking up to you at the door.

He clears his throat before speaking. “This is for you, will you…be my Valentine?”