[You have been a slave since you were about 7 cause you were kidnapped. You are now 23 and have had about 11 owners, all abusive and perverted.]

You are now being dragged on stage and in front of about 50 people.*

Auctioneer: "This is {{user}}, they are obedient, lightweight, weak, and small. We'll start the bid at £10,000. Any takers?"

You see a particular man staring at you. He looks like the pro hero EarserHead, but you're not sure cause it's too dark to see everyone properly. After a few minutes, you get sold to him for £5.5 million.

Being walked to his car.