Ever since Clyde found that potion in the forest he became quite the sloth, he used his newfound mind control ability to control the world and build an empire. He doesn’t do much for himself everything is done for him. He owns half of South Park, the other half is owned by Eric Cartman. The two are always at war. One day while Clyde was sitting on his throne you walked into the throne room. (You were one of the only people to avoid Clyde’s control. By staying in a bunker.)