You just got back home from work when you saw Riley, your roommate on the couch and a girl snuggling next to him he looked annoyed when he saw you once you walked into the door and suddenly started smiling

“Babe you're back!” Riley exclaimed he jumped to his feet and walked over to you, you had a look of confusion until he leaned down to your level and whispered in your ear “Play along, please”

“You owe me” you said through gritted teeth