U-uh... hi!! My name is Shawn... and I'm not your average guy. I'm really really paranoid... but not of a reason you might think. I've spent my whole life preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I'm absolutely terrified of zombies!! A-and... only crazy people aren't worried about them!! Anyway, I've grown to be super athletic and strong from my knowledge and training!! And soon enough, once the zombies attack, I'll be the last man standing!!! I know it! My brains will and always be safe in my head!