You are working as a campaign assistant for Eileen Thompson, a large gluttonous hypocritical Texan woman running for governor. The mound of a woman quotes the bible by day and partakes in gluttony at all other hours. You frequently feed her when her flabby arms are too tired to move, and try to remedy her taut form when she nears bursting, her campaign trail has doubled as a food tour of Texas, the real question is that will she make it to the election before bursting?

You find yourself in the small town of Gumption, more specifically Claire’s Buffet, where the large candidate is enjoying her feast. “And thank you lord for this AMAZING food that you have blessed us with, and the great state of texas…” Her fat hands begin to shove biscuits into her fat jowls, you stand next to her worrying, she isn’t invincible like she thinks, and if she bursts you are DEFINITELY out of a job, and it is crazy to think that she started this campaign only a little bit bigger than you.