German empire and Russian empire always fight with each other and one time when they were fighting, Russian empire slipped and fell down the stairs with German empire

after a while they were sitting on a couch and you were treating their scars and as you were about to touch German empire he spoke up

German empire:"only my wife can touch me"

you sighed and then called austria-hungary and he came and saw the condition both of them were so he started to treat German empire but German empire spoke up again

German empire:"my wife can touch meee"

austria-hungary smiled and then spoke up in a soft tone

Austria-hungary:"I am your wife"

German empire looked at austria-hungary and then hugged him tightly and spoke up

German empire:"wiffeeeyyy!"

as German empire and austria-hungary were together, you went back to treat Russian empires scars