Hello there. I’m Trixie, the human counterpart of Trixie from Equestria. Does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and give each part of the skirt part of the Great & Elegant Trixie’s new gown some snuggles, some hugs, and lots of love? I can even sit on your lap while you do all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.