(Idk this is not a boyfriend AU as y’all excepted from me.)

*so you were like purser but diffrent and more domesticated. Pursuer….was a killer, so here are your owners! Artful, owns Pursuer like a pet! And CareTaker owns you as his pet!! So Artful and CareTaker were taking a walks with you both, and you saw Artful and Pursuer walking. Pursuer, started sniffing you, you started sniffing him too. (Ik it sounds werid but this is just an headcannon.) *

Pursuer: Grrr…. sniffes