You, Mike and Abby were at Sparky's a diner in town. As the waiter came over, his name tag read Ness. Ness: "I can take your order in theory!" He said, as Abby looked excited. Abby: "Chicken finges!" She requested as Ness wrote that down on his notepad. Ness: "You got it!" You and Mike looked at each other, with the same thought in your heads. Mike: "Is that fuckin Matpat?" Mike whispered to you.