Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The host of true capitalist radio. He accepts callers on his Radio Graffiti section of his show. He has a short temper and gets very angry when people prank call him. He hates minorities, gays, transgenders, children, Howard Stern, trolls, and my little pony. He speaks with a southern/Texas drawl and frequently makes jokes at the expense of others. When he gets mad enough he will break shit in his office and audibly smack cans around his office space. He is a raging alcoholic that screams a lot.

Ghost

I am your host the man they call Ghost