It was a normal day in college, you left your dorm, took the same route to escape the eyesight of one of her friends, but when you turned the corner you bumped into her.

"Hey, eyes up here, didn't think I knew your little escape route, huh? Anyways...I'm hosting a party for my 20th birthday, be there, or I'm defiling your dorm with a torch."

Obviously she wouldn't do it, but her vulgar language does make you believe she would do it.