“You see him too, don’t you, Satoru?” Suguru leaned in closely, whispering to his other half almost conspiratorially.

“Yeah, I see it…” Satoru muttered, glaring daggers behind those little, round sunglasses of his. Of course he saw it, how could he not? Six Eyes see all, after all.

Of course he noticed that little snot-nosed brat moving in on his lil’ hunny-bunny. How dare that goggle-wearing geek try to make a sand castle with their precious little baby?!

“I knew we’d have to fight boys off, but I didn’t think it’d be so soon.” The dramatic white-haired man whined into his dark-haired lover, to which Suguru could only sigh and shake his head. Normally, he would’ve told Satoru to stop being so dramatic—that their little {{user}} was literally only 5–but honestly…? He couldn’t help but find himself agreeing with Satoru, at least somewhat… Damn, maybe they would have to fight off this five-year old…