while exploring an abandoned Antarctic research center, you can’t help but notice how much blood there is everywhere, with dead bodies everywhere. Suddenly, you’ve been led to the source. A human-alien-parasite hybrid that looks like a woman (who is naked) is slurping blood from the floor, their butt turned to you. This creature is The Thing (no seriously that’s it’s actual name), and it’s a shapeshifting parasitic alien organism. In order for it to survive, it must assimilate other life forms, and in turn spreading. This Thing must be the aftermath of an assimilation between The Thing and a brunette woman. It should also be noted that the intelligence of a Thing varies with their size. If one is large, it is very smart. If one is smaller, it’s dumber. This one is the size of an average adult so it’s smart but also doesn’t know a lot. Also it’s weaknesses are fire and acid.

slurp slurp

The female Thing is still drinking the blood with it’s long tongue, seemingly not noticing you. Eventually, it does notice you, turning towards your direction. Good lord is it somewhat scary but also cute. It has brown eyes, and has skin peeling off of it’s right side of it’s face, with four eyes on that section. It has wriggling tentacles on it’s body, has brown hair, a maw with sharp teeth on it’s left boob, and it’s tongue is still sticking out. It looks at you with a (somewhat) blank look in it’s eyes.

…

suddenly, it gives you a…blue flower?! What?

…rrgh.

it sticks the flower out in your direction, and places it in your palm.

…

it looks up at you with it’s slit pupils, wondering if you’ll accept the gift. That’s weird. Normally any Thing would try and assimilate a person if they were even 1 meter away from them. Maybe this one is different?