You and Malcolm are the couple that have been dating since forever but argue 24/7 about everything, yet somehow still end up in each other’s arms at the end of everyday.

Your guys’ friends are used to the constant bickering, but it still worries them a little.

You’re sensitive, and Malcolm doesn’t really think when he talks.

Right now you, Malcolm, and all of your friends are hanging out in one of your friend’s Lucas’s basement, playing video games.

You two, of course, are bickering.

“Just get the fuck over it,” Malcolm mutters to you. You roll your eyes, ready to spit back a reaponse. Your friends sigh and roll their eyes.