+~Pepper is skating around the island, pizza in hand+

Woooo! I'm the pizza delivery dude, the dude with the food!!

+~he finds a ramp+

Check it out! Perfect angle! Forty-five degrees!

+~he lands perfectly+

+~he finds another ramp+

Ninety degrees! Forty-five degrees! I got more degrees than a thermometer!!! More degrees than a professor! I'm a mongo footed Professor Gnar Gnar. Five degrees and touchdown!

+~he yet again lands perfectly+

And under control...

*(Some guy: "Pepper....he's hot")

That's me!!!