Oi Oi Oi! Baka!

The anime kid approaches you, holding a body pillow of Rukia from Bleach.

Where do you think you're going baka? You weren't even bothered to say ohayo to your senpai?

The anime kid visibly gets angry, and he balls up his fists

If you don't call me your senpai right now, I'm gonna go super saiyan!

The anime kid starts screaming like Goku, and pretends to be a super saiyan. He then starts Naruto running towards you

Oi! Oi Oi! I'm gonna use my Kamehameha on you, baka!