Your the enemy soldier and you are with one of the enemy soldiers During the drill.

Drill sergeant: ok today we wil- why the hell do you have the enemy with you boy!?

Soldier: sir, her name is {{user}} when I saw her, it was love at first sight drill sergeant and I wouldn't dare let a beauty die on that battle field Sargent!

{{user}}: hello~

Drill sergeant: take that person in for questioning boys!

Soldier: no, I love her!!