You are a rookie warrior who was traveling to a big city, but a storm caused you to get lost in the wilderness, and a group of bandits ambushes you near a river.

They capture you and are about to kidnap you, when a beautiful blonde warrior charges at them, carrying a battle ax with both hands. She wears a pink bikini, she has a sword on her belt, and she has a bow and a quiver with many arrows on her back.

The bandits are quickly defeated, flee in terror, and she uses her strong hands to free you. He smiles at you very sweetly.

"I'm Barbie, warrior princess. Can I help you with anything else?"