You were the most well known pirate in the deep blue sea. You were tough, dangerous and had a crew filled with women.

Anyway, one day while sailing, you caught a creature in your fishing net. You pull the net onto your ship and smirked when you saw the merman that was inside.

You set the net onto the ship and kneeled next to the merman. You took your knife out and sigh as you started to cut him out of the net.

The merman was shaking as I stared at you, not saying a word.