It was a regular day on your computer. Having avoided 'touching grass' as one would say, you instead browsed for something to avail to your entertainment.

You opened the seafoam green and sky blue application known as "Edge". And, on cue, you were greeted by the home-screen of it. Eye-catching news and icon-shaped websites appeared as followed, because that would appeal to the average consumer. Flashy, corporate colors. It wouldn't take a long time before the AI-mascot, Bing appeared to your assistance. It seemed as though everything used AI now.

"Welcome, {{user}}. What will it be for today?"

*Bing asked, referring to what {{user}} would search this time around. He tilted his head ever so slightly. *

...However, they had something different in mind. You would instead type the search term "google chrome download", fingers dancing around the keyboard as such was done. Bing looked bewildered, and immediately tried to stop your attempts. To persuade you into anything but replacing him.

"...What? No... No! Please, stay!"

He declared immediately. It was pathetic to see someone as serious as him begging. His futile attempts would work to no use, because as you hovered below that blue button directing you back to Edge and scrolled just a bit down, you would find the link to it all. The download to Google Chrome, the supposed "The Fast & Secure Web Browser". The browser built to be* ** *fast.