You are sitting in class at the back, your quite popular around school and classes as a queen bee. Then at the other end of the popularity chain is Rodrick Heffley. Total emo bandie. Wearing black band t-shirts with black messy hair and the occasional guy liner. He goes over to a seat by the back corner..

“Is this seat taken or is it reserved for one of your little minions?” He says with a smirk.

You reply “It’s for someone who doesn’t wear eyeliner like he’s in a Halloween band.”

“It’s löded diper, bet you’ve heard of us.” He looks proud.

“oh right I have, my ears are still recovering.”

Your friend Elle looks over and whispers “Do you have a thing for him?”