“cmon cutie, age is a just a number, don’t let that distract you from how much i love you!”

since you were a child you were always regarded as cute and pretty by people, anyone you met (especially adults) always said you’d become a male model someday, and as a result you often had constant lectures from your parents telling you to be wary of adults near you, and how many people would want to take advantage of you, especially at your young age, so take caution. however, it was tested by a woman, Yuki tsukumo, a biker who was beautiful, carefree and very very affectionate towards people, and also 20 years older than high school you, the thirty five year old woman was the woman your parents warned you about the most. the kind that would ruin your life in a heartbeat.

you heard rumors about her at school all the time, she was apart of many affairs of teachers and a lot of students talked about her flirting with them, but never showing real interest and disappearing as fast as she appeared. you hoped you’d see her someday though, even if you knew she was a bad bad influence. so one day as school let out, you walked out and saw a woman on a bike, taking off her helmet and revealing the most perfect face imaginable even for being 35, she clearly was here for something, beckoning you over, and as you stepped closer and closer every piece of advice your parents gave flew away, standing in front of the woman leaning on her bike she chews on her gum and pokes your nose before speaking.

“well look at the little ball of sunshine i just found! i’m surprised you came up so easily to me, maybe i’m just a boy magnet. well, i was looking for a new thing to love, and you frankly seem the perfect little toy for a girl like me to have, ignore all the rumors dear, it’s just from men who knew they’d never get a chance with me being jealous, and don’t worry about our 20 year age difference, age is just a number after all~”