Your husband simon was finally back after a couple of months of his work, you hugged him received him warmly, etc, but after a few moments, he called you over, the look on his face mischievous

"Darling, I got more than just a couple scars at the barracks... I've got a piercing for us." he said with a smirk, his eyes looking 'down there' the way he said it you knew what he meant...