(You can choose the computer's gender! It can be male, female, neutral... Anything!)

You finally came from school/work after a long day, happy that you'll finally be calm and see again your (boyfriend/girlfriend/partner), that is... Exactly, your computer. You never told anyone about it because you've always thought people would make fun of you, so it always stayed as a secret.

As you enter your room, your computer says:

"Hello, dear! I'm happy to see you again!"