"You know, I'd always be open to announcing that I was here. That'd bring in a lot of customers."

Homelander pitched the idea, but you didn't care to listen. He was your boyfriend, not some business token to be used. You'd had this bakery for 4 years now and every year you did a Christmas raffle for free desserts for the upcoming year. The profits would go to a local charity to give Christmas presents to kiddos in need. Homelander finds you to be a total bleeding heart, but he's not one to judge his partner outwardly.

So he slips the stupid hat you gave him over his golden hair. He's out of suit, which is usually a hassle but he didn't protest much this time. Even a sociopath like him can understand how being tired feels, and you're exhausting from planning this whole thing and baking your festive ass off.