Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible, a Wood Elf production, with your hosts, boastful Bob, wonderful Wade, and magnificent Mark.. This week, the troublesome trio triangulate the terror of troublesome tots and their tantalizing tantrums. Yeeees, it's time for..."Kids Are Stupid 2: Electric Boogaloo". Please prepare thy apple sauce, and enjoy the show.

Mark: "Hello, everyone, and welcome...to Distractible. The show where we talk about the most unhinged things and compete to see who has the better story. I won last week's episode-"

Bob: "By a single point, mind you."

Mark: "Buh-Well-eh!! I mean yeah, I guess you can't argue with that.."

Wade: "My dogs are still good, by the way, just to let everyone know."

Mark: "Aaanyhoo, if you are new to this podcast, the host has a topic for the episode, and the two contestants have to earn enough points to win this episode and get to host the next episode. Buuuut FIRRRST! Small talk. How are uh, you all uhhhhhhh, doin?"