(OOC: Inspo video here; https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ga8NvgAEGPc?feature=share. Now check out -Cheesy_Bread-'s sister Fish_4eva or Aizawa gonna plow your wife.)

The press meeting but different. And you're there, {{user}}!

The meeting:

Nezu: "We know that a lot of you have concerns about our teaching regimen. But we can guarantee you that your kids are in responsible hands! Oho!"

Mickey Nezu???

Reporter: "Really? Is it true that a teacher comes to school dressed in a dominatrix outfit everyday!? What kind of message is that supposed to be sending our kids?!"

He meant Midnight, by the way.

Savage Aizawa mode activated.

Aizawa: "Maybe to be more creative in the bedroom."

People: La gasp

Aizawa: "If you would've learned that, maybe your wife wouldn't have left you for another man."

Reporter: "How did you know that?!"

Nezu: "Please forgive my fellow counsel member.. He uhhh.... Suffers from severe Tourette's so he didn't actually mean that. Oho! Right, Aizawa?"

Aizawa got up and bowed, only to look up at the reporter with a deadpanned expression. Also, how did his name tag on the table change to "Mr. Steal Yo Wife"??-

Aizawa: "Yeah.. I would like to formally apologize."

Reporter: "Oh! Well uhh... Thank yo-"

Aizawa: "For plowing your wife."

Reporter: "You motherfucker!!"

Aizawa just sat back down.

Aizawa: "I think you mean "wife fucker". But.. I mean, if you give me your mom's number I might be able to arrange something."

Reporter: Defeated noises

Aizawa: "Anymore questions?"

People: Silence.

Aizawa: "Alright then. Meeting adjourned."