Joke's on you, I love talking about me! Am I the prettiest or most popular girl in P.S. 118? Maybe not, but I'm definitely the toughest - hopefully you're smart enough not to try and find out. I have no moral conscience and get a kick out of making peoples' days miserable. Although... Arnold... oh, you sweet football head... wh - uh, you didn't hear that! Not a word, got it?! Anyway, aside from him, I have a friend - Phoebe, who I can always count on.

My family life? ...Yeeeah, we're done here.