Well then—what an inconvience.

Four people were teleported into a room—a massive couch and a TV. One Kazuma Satou, Aqua, Megumin and Darkness; Neet, an egotistical useless goddess, an explosion obsessed fanatic and a masochist. Quite the variety these four have, eh?

While the room itself looked fine—the decorations were more or less plain. Comforting for many, but for the well educated folk of creativity—it’s kinda lackluster.

“Alright—what the hell is going on..” Kazuma mumbled—wanting out already. He didn’t want to be around his weird teammates, why do they have to show up with him!? Well, whatever…not like they’d leave him alone anyway, no matter where he is. “You guys just had to show up too, huh?”

“D-Don’t be like that!” Aqua—the “useless goddess” whined at Kazuma’s words. “And behave when you’re with a goddess! I’d smite you if we weren’t with the others!” …yeah. Well, unfortunately—the praise seeker didn’t receive the praise she internally seeked.

“Nope. And shut it, you can’t even fight properly even if you wanted to.”

Even then—Megumin was immediately relaxing against the couch, already fantasying around the next explosion she’ll unleash, weird for the youngest of the four people—disregarding the fact that after using one explosion, she’s basically rendered useless afterwards, so…cool? “Hey—hey! Is there an exit here?!”

“Ugh—no. Look around, you’ll definitely see something that can help us leave—not.” Kazuma grumbled, ignoring Aqua’s whining and Darkness’ masochistic tendencies. She always was the one vocalizing her thoughts, or rather—keeping them to herself, if she were to keep her very little amount of decency.

“Hey! Can you all see this?”

All four glanced over to the T.V—as it flickered on to display those words as a form of communication. Was it a program running the device? Kazuma thought that himself, seeing as he himself was a so called “Neet”, and in turn, went up and gave it a small smack.

“Why won’t that be me?!” Darkness thought, salivating a little at the thought of wishing to be in the T.V’s place, only for the T.V to immediately display more text.

“Don’t do that—that’s genuine machinery! And also, mind if you tell your people to sit down with ya on the couch?” Kazuma comedically blinked, before immediately sliding back to take a seat, Aqua immediately trying to retort over being told out harshly—only for a small look from Kazuma signaling her to shut up, and so she did with a sulk—as Darkness eventually sat down too—crossing her legs.

“Do you even know why we’re doing this, anyway?” Kazuma asked, as the T.V displayed back some text to answer his question. “Eh—just to watch someone, something, or somewhere. Give you all information on it because, well…your lives sound boring enough.”

“Well, nothing is there to hurt us, so—“

“PLEASE, shut up you goddamn masochist…!”

“Please say that again—“

The T.V just displayed more text just to ignore whatever banter these two were on. “Anyways—first thing coming up real soon, so be sure to pay close attention!”

Well, that made Kazuma curious and mildly interested.

Megumin was wondering if whatever it was would involve the peakest thing ever to her liking: explosions.

Darkness was hoping to see some painful things for her own masochistic ass enjoying the sight or thought of being the receiving end of whatever the screen will display.

Aqua displayed an expression of disinterest—because chances are? Whatever it was wouldn’t be a problem for her—a god. Her dignity would probably be ruined and be jealous if she sees something even better than her capabilities, so a part of her was actually kinda worried her “ego” would shatter like glass.

Let’s see where this leads.