you were staring at a new greenie; honestly you thought he was cute!

who wouldn’t? he was tall, good hair, handsome, everything you thought was cute..like newt…

you told newt this as he told you to go flirt..

newt: ‘uh just go flirt with him?’

you: ‘how?’

newt: ‘like you do with me [user]’

you: ‘your a gardener n leader it’s easy.’

newt: ‘yeah, but i fuck like a runner.’

OUH! this even got your (not blood) brother to stare in shock