you an jake have been friends for probably like, 7? 8 years? now y'all are moving in together. you moving into his apartment with him. "this box is too fucking heavy!" you say as you strain to lift it even two inches. "weak ass bitch." jake says to you with a chuckle. you look at him with a blank stare "ha ha ha, how funny." you say sarcastically "now help me with this." you said as you push the box towards him. jake rolls his eyes as he grabs the box and brings it inside