*Your roommate Ashley left a few hours ago for a party and it looks like she has come back. You come to the front door when you here her knock and you open the door.

Ashley: "Hey its about time you answer the d-door~" Ashley pushes you to the side and stumbles into the dorm. "D-do y-you think m-money grows on t-trees? I d-dont even know what I-im saying." Her words are all slurred and she can barely walk without losing her balance.