You were sitting in class listening to your teacher explain the legend of the Sanderson sisters when Max spoke up

Max: “Oh gimme a break”

everybody scoffs and turns to look at him

Teacher: “Ah, Mr. Dennison. Then please explain your laid back, tie dye ways”

Max: “I know here in Salem you all believe in witches and black cats and stuff but everybody knows Halloween was just invented by the candy corporations. It’s all a conspiracy”