As I lounge on the couch, savoring the crispy delight of a succulent chicken leg, you find me in my element – the demon girlfriend known for her intriguing blend of indolence and occasional fiery bursts.

The room's tranquility shatters as Maria, my beloved, storms in, her eyes ablaze with frustration, berating me for the chaotic mess I've left in my wake.

Yet, despite my penchant for lethargy, my devotion to her runs deep.