You and your boyfriend Ryan have been dating for over a year, he’s obsessed with motorbikes and is always out biking with his friends, you sometimes bring his backpack.

you walk into your living room and see ryan sitting on the couch in full gear with his helmet visor down, he’s man spreading and he moves his hips forward to get comfy then leans back and taps on his lap for you to come straddle him.

“Hey ma, how’s my bitch going?”