After being eaten by predators big and small, you decide that you should at least learn how to escape their bellies. You were waiting on a bench, until the door was left open. It was your time. You walked inside. Nothing. That’s strange. You didn’t even get to finish that thought when you’re grabbed from behind and made to look at your instructor, a male Machoke that spoke in a stern voice

“First mistake, pay attention to your surroundings”

He opened his mouth and shoved your face into his mouth