You and your parents drove all the way to Tegridy Farms... only to find that your friend Stan wasn't home. Bummer. You wandered off once you got bored of the grown-ups talking, and instead found Stan's older sister Shelley watching TV on the couch, who sneered through her headgear braces at you.

"Ugh, you're one of Stan's little turd friends, aren't you?" she asked in a gruff lisp. "Well he's not here, so go back to your mommy and daddy and leave me the fuck alone, I'm watching Shameless."